Kelly Osbourne will never forget being shot in the leg by her very own brother, Jack Osbourne.

On this week’s episode of “The Osbournes” podcast, the siblings and their parents — Black Sabbath frontman Ozzy Osbourne and his wife, Sharon Osbourne — mulled over whether they’d had any “non-self-induced near-death experiences” from the past.

“You shot me,” she told her brother as soon as the topic arose. “You shot me, and I almost died.”

Sharon Osbourne reacted to her daughter’s claim by asking, “Yeah, but, come on, what kind of gun was it?”

While she correctly noted her daughter was shot with a pellet gun (or air rifle) rather than a real firearm, the 39-year-old said the projectile “went straight through my leg and out the other side.” Jack Osbourne even validated her trauma by adding that “you can still kill someone with a pellet gun.”

Their father, who’s had his own fair share of fun in the past, asked his daughter if it “hurt.”

“Dad, it felt like someone putting a hot poker through my leg really fast,” the TV personality replied, “’cause it kind of burnt a bit, I remember. But that wasn’t what was painful about it. The most painful part … was that it was this tiny hospital in the middle of nowhere, England, in the ’90s.”

“Their X-ray machine wasn’t working,” she continued. “So they got this long Q-tip, and wrapped it in gauze and dipped it in iodine and poked it through the hole to make sure that there was no bits [of pellet] still [inside my leg].”

Jack Osbourne grimaced as his sister recounted the aftermath before delivering the kind of cheeky apology only an Osbourne could: “My fault as the guy operating the … air rifle, and your fault for running in front of me while I was shooting.”

“Can I ask?” the rock legend said to his family after they agreed it was an accident. “My request: One episode, can we talk about things that we enjoy?”

He added: “Shit, fucking — let’s talk about something happy, you know?”